Egg Salad 

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

Egg Salad by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Egg Salad 

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

Egg Salad by Come get some salad December 5, 2017

Egg salad 

Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.

You are a fucking egg salad

Egg salad by Eye h8 u January 12, 2019

Egg Salad 

To eject egg matter from one's anus.

She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.

Egg Salad by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024

Egg Salad Sandwich 

The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.

John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!

Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*

Egg Salad Sandwich by Rodzilla7861 March 29, 2011

Egg Salad Sandwich 

(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out

Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...

Egg Salad Sandwich by RawsJoostin July 19, 2011

Egg Salad Monday

The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.

"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.

Egg Salad Monday by hairygerman August 14, 2009