Edmond

Edmonds are usually sophisticated and sensitive human beings with good foresight and uncanny abilities to predict the future. They are generally exceptional kissers and dynamite in the sack. They are also responsible and good cooks. When they see what they want, they just go get it.

"I need some advice - I need to go see an Edmond"

"Oooh, that Edmond sure can kiss!"

"I need an Edmond to make me dinner."

by Roo!!!! February 4, 2010

Edmondson Village

An area in West Baltimore also known as E.V. surrounding Edmondson Village shopping center including multiple lake trout eateries, a grocery, Provident, mutiple beauty supply/dollar stores and men selling black market dvds. Suprisingly nice neighborhood with people who care for their homes and property. Many people who commute from downtown to I-695, drive through this area with no problem. Quick commute from downtown, Security, Rt.40, Ellicott City, and BWI. Common in Edmondson Village: swwarming helicopters, fireworks, dirt bikes, yelling up the street, ice cream trucks, cop cars, and buses. Good place to find a chicken box or a corner liquor store. Where I live...no disrepect.

Kwon: Yo.Where you live ova west?
Ja'Niya: Edmondson Village shawty.
Kwon: Ohh dats wassup!

by BMoresbAddestChiQ August 14, 2008

Sir Edmund Hillary

Were your partner lies face down on a flat surface to make a silhouetted mountain range,you find the highest point and proceed to take a dump on it ,then you masturbate on top of the shit to make it look like snow, and then put a miniature New Zealand Flag on top of the shit and say 'We knocked the bastard off'

We have been talking about spicing things up with a "Sir Edmund Hillary" but can not find any miniature New Zealand Flags

by pauliefire October 2, 2022

Myrtle Edmonds

Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)

The girl gets two birthdays a year, for crying out loud!

by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004

King Edmunds

A shit school where everyone can suck eachothers dicks. It has shit teachers who care more about alcohol than they do all Kesbian health. For instance, mr mvdudududududududu can fuck himself. like dude go suck ur nans cock. okay peace

Friend: What school u at sis
Me: King Edmunds
Friend: mf dies

by Suckmybun April 21, 2019

Edmundo

An amazingly sweet kind of guy that is easy to fall for. He will always be there for you and understand your problems and is not quick to judge. He is an awesome boyfriend that will do the cutest things and always will make you feel special. He normally has awesome eyes and adorable hair, he is always perfect.

A Edmundo is a great guy.

by Sourpatchgurl June 8, 2014

Edmonds

As in Edmonds, WA. Second largest city in Snohomish County. Has a ferry that travels to Kingston, WA. Voted Friendliest town in the Puget Sound 10 years and running
Birthplace of:

Ken Jennings, popular Jeopardy! contestant
Hometown of:

Rick Steves, the well-known travel writer
Rosalynn Sumners, the Olympic figure skating medalist
Steven W. Bailey, actor
David Bazan, musician
Anna Faris, actress
Martell Webster, guard for the Portland Trailblazers, as of 2007
Dean Demopoulos, assistant coach of the Portland Trailblazers.19
Todd Linden, baseball player in the Cleveland Indians organization
Joe Woerman, baseball player in the Seattle Mariners organization
Home to the Waterfront Festival, Edmonds Art Festival, and the Taste of Edmonds
Population around 40,000
Snohomish Counties largest population of senior citizens who suck at driving.
The youth refer to it as Deadmonds or the place you come to die

"Where are you from?"

"Edmonds or rather D'edmonds"

by Jaimie Wilson June 19, 2008