extension-mailbox

An 4-foot-high L-or-T-shaped bracket of timber with a mailbox mounted at the "upper" end; you temporarily clamp it to your existing mailbox so that the "auxiliary" mailbox extends out over the piled-up snowbank; with this simple/inexpensive set-up, the mail-carrier can still reach your box from his vehicle, but the huge blades on the D.O.T.'s snowplows will simply pass underneath the box, allowing the trucks' drivers' to just plow right on through without worrying about damaging your box.

Constructing and installing an extension-mailbox assembly is simple 'n' easy, costs very little (all you need are two or three large C-clamps, an ordinary plastic/metal mailbox, a couple 2X4s, and a little hardware to cobble it all together; these ordinary/everday items can often be obtained for free or next-to-nothing if you "go scrounging" at da nearest metal-scrapyard and/or are good buddies wif da local junk-dealer), and eliminates mailbox-plowing costs and/or tons (literally!) of snow-shoveling. Why glumly shell out twenty or thirty bucks after each and every blizzard to have someone drive out to your home and plow away the snow from your curbside, just so that you can receive a few pieces of junk mail each week???

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Extension-cordaphobia

A fear of electrical extension-cord

Since the short-circuit of the extension-cord I have now extension-cordaphobia

by Ageveous June 14, 2021

Extension Cord

Not the plug, but the one who got plugged in by the plug

Hey I'm at my plugs house, still waiting tho so when he get it I'll get mine n be on the way...<cplehourslater> hey bro my plug needs a pound, he's got a rack on it and can pay the rest tomorrow when his check comes... (need I say more) HAHA yeah I can get it but I don't wanna meet that dude tho, he ain't a plug he an extension cord n I don't need no more ofem

by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022

full extension

The act of drinking from a bottle or can while the arm is "fully extended", pouring the beer from above one's head on to one's mouth, face, shirt and occasionally pants.

Excited by their engagement, Alexis and Billy celebrated with a full extension, and in the process soaked the couple at the table next to them.

by Rob Pfeifer February 11, 2008

Harvard Extension School

The backdoor into Harvard. Despite its lack of prestige due to its open enrollment, graduates somehow end up getting into top ranked graduate schools, and coveted jobs. Yet they only paid 1/4 of the price for pretty much the same degree as the "real" Harvard students.

Person 1: "Where did you go to college"
Person 2: "Harvard Extension School"
Person 1: "What's that?"
Person 2: "The evening classes at Harvard"
Person 1: "Oh so you're not a real Harvard student? Well at least I went to the real University at Yale"
Person 2: "Yeah have fun with that, now I'm going to go back to my job at Goldman Sachs, and destroy the economy some more, while you have fun paying off your massive loans that I own."

by The living coconut January 10, 2014

penis extension

A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.

Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!

by CT Vigilante May 31, 2006

Life Extension

Based on cryopreservation through many novels and movies such as Vanilla Sky. One has the ability to freeze oneself under ultra-cold temperatures, making the aging process stop and non-existing which would achieve "suspended animation". Already there have been cases of this process, even companies like "www.alcor.org" is offering the service of immortality through cryogenics. Soon we can see if this technology can be harbored.

Soon I will achieve exactly what Tom Cruise acheived in Vanilla Sky, by purchasing life extension membership from Alcor.

by Allen "Aames" Han September 28, 2006