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closet exhibitionist

closet freak. someone who seems nice but is really secretly naughty or a sex freak
Shay is a closet exhibitionist. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed.
by TresGorgeous July 21, 2006
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Exhibitionist

A person who takes great pleasure in having an audience to watch them pleasure themselves sexually. Exhibitionists are selfish people.
Chris Ward, Plano teacher who has women over to watch him jack off, thus making him an exhibitionist. He gets a thrill from having even one person watch. Another example includes porn stars.
by AliH85 December 1, 2010
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exhibitionist lesbian

Girls who are not lesbians but when out at clubs, concerts, etc. will dance provocatively with or make out with their female friends in order to get male attention. They do this in hopes that guys will see them as "wild" and "sexy"...instead of ordinary desperate attention whores.
Scenario: Brittany and Tiffany are grinding each other on the dance floor hoping that a nearby flock of guys will notice. They do, and one guy comments that this is "hot" and asks them if they will make out.

The girls bargain teasingly with the guys, looking around to make sure that all eyes are on them. Eventually once they are sure that a bunch of people are watching, they will make out. The guys go crazy and flock around them, commenting how hot they are. Exhibitionist lesbian success!
by baseball brat March 27, 2009
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geospatial exhibitionist

a person who feels the compulsion to turn on real-time location sharing on their phone and make it publically visible at all times
Ivan was somewhat of a geospatial exhibitionist, he'd always share his location with everyone regardless of whether they actually asked or shared theirs
by BearGear December 31, 2022
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exhibitionist

A person who likes to frequent art exhibitions.
George: Did you hear that Henry is going to the art exhibition again?
John: Yes, you could really call him an 'exhibitionist'.
George: Get out.
by rdvmoosic November 15, 2019
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geriatric exhibitionist

A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.
Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."
by SexyLilKara June 18, 2008
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Sneeze Exhibitionist

Someone who brings attention to themselves by artificially amplifying their sneezes. A sneeze exhibitionist's sneezes are generally a mix of a sneeze and an ear shattering scream.
Ron: Did I just hear a monkey getting raped?
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.
by omgwhatthehellwasthatnoise? October 21, 2011
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