esplode

1. verb meaning to explode and then return to it's normal state before exploding.

Brad brain esploded during last week's math test but he is quite alright now.

by Rumpleteaze December 24, 2007

esploed

What happens to a battery when it quits working, especially a laptop battery.

Man my laptop battery just totally esploed!

by Jesse Ellis July 8, 2005

ESPLOD!

A version of being remarkably high on meth. Like ... "i'm so high, I think that I'll esplod"

In a nice sing song. Cuz you're crackered.

ESPLOD!

If I do another rail I think that I might ESPLOD!

by the great and wonderful trev July 29, 2008

Esplog

A Spanish-language blog. Portmanteau of "Español" and "blog"

Yo Holmes, I found a clue in an old Esplog entry. Excellent, Watson! Now translate it into something we can understand!

by JohnnyApocalypse December 2, 2011

esplosion

Ess-plo-shin

A dank meme explosion.

Sounds heard include:
- MLG horns
- Windows XP startup sounds
- Large amounts of 'Oh-ing'
Many 'Dank' things spawn from these 'esplosions', including but not limited to:
- Shrek Memes
- Spongebob Memes
- Arthur Memes
- Triggered Memes
- Memes from 'Da hood'
- Drug references
- Immense cursing
- Cringy 80's and 90's infomercials
Other 'Dank' items may be seen during this phenomena.

Disclaimer:
If you are easily butthurt, these 'esplosions' should be avoided at all costs. The creators have no obligation to stop making content because of butthurt people. Headphones should not be worn during these 'esplosions', if they are, there is a high risk of eardrum bleeding and permanent deafness.

Guy #1: What are you deaf or something?
Guy #2: Wha?
Guy #3: He was wearing headphones during an esplosion.
Guy #1: Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, I had no idea.

by SirCrabTheThird May 13, 2017

Espliffphany (eh-spliff-any)

The moment of sudden and great revelation or realization that oneself requires a spliff (marijuana cigarette).

Derives from the word epiphany.

Spliff Richard: "Gosh Darren, I've just had an amazing Espliffphany (eh-spliff-any) , Let's go smoke a spliff."

Darren: "Noice."

by PhraseMakerDrugTaker August 8, 2018

esplane

A really dumb way to misspell explain. Used when you don't actually want an explanation and are just asking for the giggles.

"What the heck is that, why do you have that, esplane now.

by KnownOriginator April 29, 2021