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"I want to Eat Shit and Die" after I killed my buddy in that fire-fight..." The deepest of all possible depressions. Mandatory suicide watch for 72 Hours. PTSD follow-up triage indicated.
by UrbanEnigma November 30, 2011
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When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?
by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019
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Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
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1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
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Eat Shit and DIE !!!

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Generally used to express anger. Advising the aggravator to ingest fecal matter, then, to cease living.
When the woman cought her husband and sister in bed...
Husband "Honey let me expla..."
Wife interupts "Eat Shit and DIE !!!" as she storms out of the house.
by MattCouthoun July 3, 2005
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a look someone gives with you when they have a great deal of hate for you... a way to tell someone to fuck off with out having to say a word
Did you see when my ex boyfriend came in? he gave me a total eat shit and die look

wendy just gave me an eat shit and die look. i didn't do anything to her
by losingthewar July 18, 2005
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This is the oringal term that later evolved into just eat shit and die. If you have someone and you want to tell them do die is a painfull manor. You could tell them to eat shit and die slow.
I told my boss to eat shit and die slow.
by b from the bay December 21, 2005
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