Eat a dick

A phrase used to describe something distasteful.

Madonna's music eats a dick.

by Eatadick Chaney April 16, 2003

Eat a dick

When someone is a fuckhead and they try to boss you around

Jenny: Freddie go and clean the fridge
Freddie: jenny Eat A Dick

by Dirkdigglervaginatickler October 20, 2019

Eat a dick

To tell someone to basically go fuck off or shut the hell up

All the haters can eat a dick!

by BounceOnBy March 24, 2019

Eat a dick

When someone makes jest of you and your response is in desperation.

Playa 1: Yo, ur pants so tight, your back pockets overlap.

You: Fuck you man, eat a dick.

by Zero Shitz Given May 4, 2020

eat a dick

... back to the late sixties; Eat a dick; nice way of saying suck a dick.

Eat a dick, you polyester faced moron!

by JeffDillon December 31, 2016

eat a dick

the word is what it means, to literally go eat a dick

"hay how about you go eat a dick, you fuck face"

by WungJu May 8, 2003

eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.

"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."

by Ellis August 21, 2004