Eastchester

BEST DEFINITION!: Eastchester is the smallest town in the world where it seems that there is nothing to do except hang out in borders, a book store and because the IQ is so low you'd be happy if they figured out that it was a book store (God forbid they BUY a book (gasp i died of shock)), then go to starbucks where the rich kids are able to afford to pay 3 dollars everytime they want to pretend to be cool and drink coffee, then head down to dunkin doughnuts or a gas station just to be harassed by the police who just want to get into dunkin doughnuts and then hang out and smoke, drink, do weed and pretend to be cool while those who can't drive have to call thier mommies to come and pick them up. Real cool. Now lets discuss the groups in eastchester. First all of them are guidos so they all fit into that. Then you have the troubled "punk" kids who are all i hate the wrold, school ispointless, im in my own band, god EMO music sucks this town in so gay...etc. when in reality they aren't punk. Then you have the skaters (also punk... defintion above applies to them but...) skaters have nothing better to do then wear black clothing and go around skating anywhere they can find just to realize they can't actually skate. You have the rich popular girls who have so much money they can afford to bring a new purse to school everyday and dress in skirts so far up thier ass that your not shocked when you hear about them sleeping around. Don't forget the pants so low they can't even sit down without something showing. All fo the rick kids will come day get their parents BMW's and drive them everywhere but SUCK at driving and end up crashing into something. Then you have the guys who aren't "punk or rock" but who think they're black and getto. They go aroung shouting Gunit and cursing so much that you realize it IS POSSIBLE to add fuckin and friggin onto every word in a sentence (if they can make a whole sentence)They wear clothes too big, have to check to make sure thier balls are still ther every five minutes by grabbing them while walking like a penguin because thier pants are to big to stay on if they walked normally. Don't forget the obnoxious cell phones, mostly nextel hanging out of everyone's pockets while the netire world gets to hear your conversation on them. There are the few poeple who might succeed but forever be tormented by thier time spent here, but most will end up staying in this messed up town thier whole lives.

do i really need to put an example, anyone outside of eastchester already gets the picture and everyone inside of eastchester are to stoned or drunk to understand the example

by class of 2008) September 3, 2005

eatchyowhoppa

Just a word to say out of pure randomness, or can also mean to shut-up. This word can fit into any sentence and can mean, much of anything. When writing the word eatchyowhoppa, it is better to write it in all caps, and with three explaination marks at the end like this, EATCHYOWHOPPA!!!

Joe: You are horrible at driving John!

John: Man, EATCHYOWHOPPA!!!

or

Kate: How did you do on your test? Did you EATCHYOWHOPPA!!!?

Jess: I did ok, only because I ate my whoppa...

by Jessory March 23, 2009

Eastchester

A place located in the county of westchester. Most of the population in Eastchester are not aware that they aren't black. They create "gangs" such as the 'E-thugz'. Ironically, Eastchester is an upper-middle class town, with multiple country clubs. They are even known to create gang-signs. Many of these "gangsters" lived in the bronx for around a year, and represent that very well, occasionally developing fake accents. Then there are punk kids. They practice bisexual acts, and dress like assholes. This group is full of posers. 98.634% of punks are just posers. Skateboarders also reside in Eastchester. Usually, starting at a young age, they enjoy skateboarding more than anything. When they mature, they realize that drugs are very fun also, and skateboarding slows down. It is an endless cycle. Very few people in eastchester are "drug free". There is also a gang called "WLC", standing for Wood Land Creatures. Don't fuck with these people, for they are true gangsters and will shoot you.

Typical "gangster" saying: "Br-a-a-a-a-h motha fucka, E-thugz repping fo' life, nigga!"

Typical "gangster" saying: Fuck tha government, because hating the government is cool!"

Typical "Skateboarder" saying: I don't feel like skating, call someone up and lets buy some trees."

by I Hate Eastchester June 14, 2005

Eastchester

A less affluent town in Westchester County, NY. All the girls are sluts and all the guys are rude guidos, and they all think they're hood. Are super jealous of the better towns like Scarsdale, Rye, Larchmont, and Pelham.

Those Eastchester girls are posting butt pics...

by triia May 27, 2015

eastchester

A town in New York which welcomes every version of BMW and Mercedes cars on the market. These cars are usually driven by italian princesses and guidos, bought fully by their parents. You can find a majority of guidos hanging out at the local gas station Exxon, which attracts all the guidos like moths to a bright light at night. Most girls seen in this town are mindless bitches that want to get "crunked" with their asshole boyfriends who regularly beat them and call them sluts, when ironically the guys are the reason why they're sluts to begin with. Just look for Honda Civics and the Acura CL 3.2-S and you'll find most of these girls. If you start to develop a Bronx accent out of nowhere, you've been in this town for too long. We're all white, but somehow we're "niggas." Cops in this town have nothing better to do than bother teens who just want to chill, rather than bust real crime. You will get arrested for basically anything, and you can't even sit in your car in the middle of the day without a cop saying "Either you leave, or I'll give you a ticket for your tinted windows." They also make outrageous claims that you have "illegal headlight covers" on your car, when in fact you have stock headlights that you have never touched.

Shaawwtaaaayyy!!!
G-UNIT!!!
Bitch get in ma caaa!!

by CGT3 June 29, 2005

Eastchester

Perhaps the most boringass town in westchester, despite the flippin sweet shopping center that soccer moms in minivans love to inhabit. Other than that, Eastchester is filled with guidos and hoochie fifteen year olds who hang out in between blockbuster, the local exxon, and the library parking lot until the cops come to break it up and they have to call their bronx-native mothers and fathers to come get them so they don't have to get their "Urr Force Onez" dirty. Nearly all of these brats are italian and should stop acting black or else a swift kick in the ass is due their way. Oh, God Forbid.

"Rye Girl: What club do you belong to?
Eastchester Hooch: Lake Isle
Rye Girl: Stupid Hooch, that's not a club. It's a concrete wasteland with 6 pools filled with urine. Come to Shenerock Shore Club, and I'll show you what real living is like..."

by Westchesterlovin March 21, 2005

eastchester

A NY suburb of 99% Bronx-Italian expatriates. Often believes The Bronx is the capital of the world.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003