Diddling

The act of public mastrubation whilst wearing a paper bag with a frowny face adorned over it.

"Oh god, did you see that sicko diddling himself in the street?!"

by Epic Man Dougal September 25, 2018

Durdling

Being a general Idiot, noob, or a Durdle.

Guys, we were just durdling around and lost that bg. WTF GUYS!?

by Pwner of Durdles April 6, 2011

Diddling

Jacking off

I was diddling at the preschool

by Eggroll3holes March 17, 2017

Fuddle Duddlin'

meaning "fucking".; deriving from the two words "Fuddle Duddle" meany "fuck you" or "fuck off"

Bob: "Hey Joe, whats goin on?"
Joe: "Fuddle Duddlin' around"
Bob: "Sounds fun"
Joe: "Oh, fuddle duddle"
Bob: "What?"
Joe: "Fuddle Duddle"
Bob: "Aight"
Joe: "What a fuddle duddlin' idiot"

by __DarkCloudz October 24, 2004

Diddling

In short, to fool around with someone.

I saw my roomate diddling!!

by ~* JESSICA *~ December 16, 2004

digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Ass-Diddling

To shove 2 fingers us somebody's ass and move them around to cause immense pain

Guy1: Jeremy never said goodnight to me back
Guy2: Well looks like it's Ass-Diddling time

by Nightgar May 31, 2021