Drum Major 

The last fart let before the person decides to go take a crap. The Drum Major is so named, because it leads the parade of feces out of the colon, as a Drum Major would lead the band in a parade down the street.

Innocent bystander: "Man, that fart smelled TERRIBLE! Was that you?"

Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."

Drum Major by PilotBoboe January 15, 2009

Drum Major 

That one senior that at least 4 kids have dated and at least 1 freshman has a crush on.
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases

Band directors personal servant

The Drum Major was made to grab something the band director couldn’t get

Drum Major by ✨Lime✨ September 7, 2021

Drum Major 

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.

That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.

Drum Major by Skippystein June 24, 2024