Distant Cousin

Fair game. When a distant cousin is uber hot and do-able.

No dude, it's cool. She's a distant cousin.

by Skylark Batholomue May 13, 2005

Distant Friends

When a someone is too much of a puss to outright say they hate you and don't have any interest in continuing a friendship, or feel bad after the fact for ending the friendship, they offer to be "distant friends" to ease their guilt.

You're a terrible friend, this friendship is over....anyways, I just wanted to let you know how I feel, I'd still like to be distant friends

by the truth111 February 26, 2011

Distant

If you go distant you don’t join ps4 parties for at least one week after getting terrored

He went distant after getting bullied in the mic

by Crusty2savv November 10, 2018

distantrophy

the feeling of intense longing for someone or something of an unknown source

not knowing what you want so badly but knowing you want something

you could equate the feeling of distantrophy to the longing for love or the longing of happiness but its deeper than that, it's an almost desire for something to make you complete

by kaystiel April 29, 2013

Distant thunder

A plus size with big tits and big thighs

There's Marjorie--that's distant thunder

by Dr. Foo May 2, 2008

annoyingly distant

a destination that is not quickly reachable by foot or bicycle; it almost requires the use of a car; most people will walk or take a bicycle but the lazy man will drive. To be annoyingly distant there will not be a sidewalk to this destination and it will be in the range of 1.43 miles away from your current location. Often times a country road separates your starting point and destination.

That gas station is annoyingly distant and I need a Red Bull right now!

by specter woodland October 17, 2008

distant cousin

A cousin that isn't in your close family circle so you got some room to make shit happen yee yee.

Don't worry bro ol' Bessie is a distant cousin. We allowed to have a lil fun hehe.

by yourcousinkeith April 2, 2019