When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
by Urbanjungle April 12, 2021
by TarBB April 22, 2005
A phrase coined by the Tonight show with Conan O'Brien, Black Drinking day is a holiday that comes every October 7th.
Germans have Octoberfest, Mexicans have Sinco De Mayo, the Irish have everyday day, now the blacks have Black Drinkin' Day
by Giovanni Mann October 8, 2009
When a girl is being a bitch, she's drinkin' out of cups.
by KCsquared October 25, 2009
The dog of many spirit animals. Taking the form of the squirrel most the time but also taking the form of the cow, seal, horse, whale, donkey, goat, eagle, panda, fish, sloth, snail, cheetah, pig, and also a older black woman, possibly Aunt Jemima.
Marley the Water Drinkin Dog is the squirrel of the world.
by trashymashy February 20, 2015
Australian colloquial term.
People who are busy as a lizard drinking are doing absolutely nothing!
Lizards don't drink.
People who are busy as a lizard drinking are doing absolutely nothing!
Lizards don't drink.
by Aussiebikepacker.com July 22, 2017
by Lizard Drinkin May 20, 2005