This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008
A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.
Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022
by flamin noodle soup69 May 20, 2022
When one boofs butane then proceeds to light their flatulent on fire; typically with, but not limited to a Bic lighter.
“Dude, Cortney boofed me with butane last night before I lit my fart on fire and it was the most epic dragon ass I have ever expelled! It was like shooting a flame thrower out of my anus!”
by MChamm3r October 4, 2021