daffodil

used when describing one's ass

kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass

by dan October 10, 2003

Daffodils

Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.

Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.

by Ted T Chimp September 5, 2008

Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living

That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.

by DickFlex December 20, 2018

push daffodils

push forget-me-nots, join the majority, to pass away.

To inherit this lovely property, Jane had sent her devoted Pappy push daffodils.
You either accept my terms, or I'll have you push daffodils.

by Captain Vito October 28, 2017

daffodil rachel

annoying but lovable
short hair looks awesome. a rachel -
Absolutely perfect in every way. daffodil - something about an ass

short hair on a rachel

by rach March 14, 2005

draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters

you know those kind of Urban Dictionary editors who put a message on top of your definition you make and list a reason why your definition shouldn't be published? draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters is a word to refer to them.

draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters: DON'T PICK THIS URBAN DICTIONARY WORD AND DEFINITION! IT'S OFFENSIVE!
Literally everybody: OH SHUT UP, YOU DRAFTIDIOTWHOTHINKSONLYTHEIROPINIONMATTERS!

by vashil April 3, 2020

Daffodil kiss

A kiss to the female anus

Oh shit I want to give that girl a daffodil kiss

by HinBootz November 24, 2018