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facebook downtime

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.

A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.

A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.

A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010
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downtime

I have more downtime if I get the task done when I get home.
by Light Joker May 27, 2005
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social downtime

A parenting tactic. Formerly known as “grounding” less offensive yet all encompassing to today’s teenager lifestyle.
After she decided to vape, her mom gave her social downtime. #SDT
by Bamawhitney January 20, 2019
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downtime

downtime is a term widely used in most factories when a machine is not running or production is not running and or a particular converyor line.
"I think if we redistribute job duties it may minimize most of our down time issues."
by Joe Reinke December 13, 2003
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Downtime

When you need/want to do something but you keep putting it off. Usually something that has to be done by end of the day.
Hey John can you put that payment thru?
Yea I will, but I will downtime it for now.
No worries.
by Ivan Terrible October 9, 2008
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downtime

the amount of time that needs to be spent between her legs before it's her turn.
i had to spend an hour of downtime on her before she even considered sucking my dick.
by tom November 30, 2003
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downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.
yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!
by tom November 30, 2003
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