Douchealarious

Douche-bag yet hilarious.

"That was douchealarious"

by ;b September 8, 2011

douchalicious

When someone is acting especially douche like.

My professor was acting especially douchalicious today when he got all excited when talking about opera music.

by -Court September 26, 2006

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010

douchtastic

combining the words douche and fantastic. being jealous with someone but truly meaning to give them praise.

Guy 1: Hey check out the new clothes I got for dancing tonight.

Guy 2: You are going to look so douchtastic in that.

Guy 1: Thanks.. I guess.

by CapoNaples March 26, 2007

douchalouge

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

douchalouge:
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

by mella rouge May 27, 2008

douchaleagleflapper

when you douche the meatflap on an extra large vagina.

She likes the douchaleagleflapper

by philosopher4:20happysmoketime March 10, 2010

douchealoop

-noun

the act of douching with friends at a social gathering; can also be used as a derogatory term

1) Hey Jill, this douchealoop has been great! Now, can you pass the douche?

2) Zach, quit being a douchealoop!

by Micah Perry August 7, 2007