Douchecunt

A guy who is narcississtic, cocky, immature, and very very good at playing mind games. He's extremely attractive, most likely has a sexy accent and uses this to his advantage. Makes you think he's different from other guys, and what people say about him by playing the "difference of culture" card, but he's not. He's just better at playing the game. He is not like typical players. He understands women, knows why they do the things they do, and takes advantage. Acts mature, and will most likely call you out on overreacting to something, making you feel like an idiot. The douchecunt is a very rare species of asshole, that seldomly occurs, but when he does... be prepared to get FUCKED OVER

Girl: Hey we should hang out soon :)
Guy: yeah for sure. Lets hang out friday :)
Girl: Alright!

*girl recieves mass message from guy*
"hey everyone I'm djing on friday, come check it out!"

Girl: wow... what a douchecunt.

Douchecunt by MSHEPS October 16, 2010

Douchecough 

A sly way for you to call someone a douche while acting like you're coughing.

"You're such a douchecough"

Douchecough by The Wall Flower July 22, 2009

douchebulb 

The apparatus that injects water into a rectum, for the purpose of cleansing; preparation for anal sex. Much douchier than a douchebag.

So, my boss... this fuckin guy... what a douchebulb. Seriously *does not* have a clue.

douchebulb by gravyball December 14, 2010

DoucheSLRbag 

A photographer gifted with reasonably sophisticated equipment but poor judgment and social skills, often also with mediocre (or worse) photography skills, who takes great pleasure of making an ass of himself not only in public but among other photographers. A DoucheSLRbag will approach you in public, not to be friendly, but to offer his critique on why he thinks you're not going to get good photographs. A DoucheSLRbag will also make use of Internet forums and social media in an attempt to call attention to how much better a photographer he thinks he is than others, but more often than not does a better job of calling attention to his own shriveled and shrunken skills in the field.

I was trying to take snapshots at a performance and some DoucheSLRbag interrupted me to tell me I'm doing it all wrong and with the wrong kind of camera.

DoucheSLRbag by HaarvAard July 21, 2013

Douchelberry 

A combination between a douche bag and a dingle berry.

Wow that guy is such a douchelberry.

Douchelberry by Sheriisboss January 28, 2014

doucheclapper 

that person that claps in a douchey and often sarcastic or rude manner

Man, you're such a doucheclapper, shut up.

doucheclapper by dangus231 March 18, 2014

douchecloud 

someone who wears red turtle necks, is against weed, and won't yiff.

You're a douchecloud

douchecloud by i am hip October 20, 2014