doss

The worst possible, most unlucky outcome of an act of chance (like rolling a die or drawing a number), usually due to chronic stupidity.

DM: Roll for 'directional skills.'
Player: *rolls a 1*
DM: Ha, you rolled a doss! You come back lost with your arm being gnawed on by a grizzly bear!

by AmeNeko April 3, 2004

Doss

Figment of unreality related to crying, boasting and early bedtime.

Well that evening was a load of doss.

by Mert November 22, 2003

Doss

Used when describing something as a dumbass. The opposite of "boss".

The opposite of something awesome, authorized, or amazing.

You got in 6s, dude! That's so doss!

Joined V9, Like a doss!

by rv7 August 1, 2013

Doss

(verb) to make something random and and slightly useless object

Dude, did you just Doss that chair into a petting zoo for dust?

by muddd September 4, 2003

doss

A cute, large dog.

Awww! She is such a nice doss!

by RickyPacific July 19, 2020

Doss

Meaning another word for hate like the word diss bit WAY funner to say

“DONT DOSS ME LIKE THAT

by Human man December 22, 2020

Doss

Doss is another word for hate. People use the word doss as it is WAY funner to say

E.g “I really doss her”
“I really doss fish pie”

by Human man December 23, 2020