Dork. A dork is a whale penis. So if you call someone a dork, you are really saying what a big dick they are.
by Spiderwilliams October 23, 2019
Get the Dorkmug. One who is a silly goose, who is smart and perhaps a little awkward, but is ultimately harmless. Should be used w/ positive connotation, unlike it's angry cousin "loser."
by Anne-drey-uh January 10, 2009
Get the dorkmug. by Sinrook December 8, 2017
Get the Dorkmug. by idman June 21, 2009
Get the Dorkedmug. Someone who sits around, writing the 500th definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, as if anyone will ever read them all.
by rfxvfghtjnjrm June 9, 2005
Get the dorkmug. Someone who is too far ahead of or too far behind the times. Someone who has a preoccupation with something that others don't care much about.
a dork is someone who wears high socks with sneakers and shorts with pasty white sunscreen on their face and a wide-brim sunhat.
by Yobi September 17, 2015
Get the dorkmug. 1. The word dork to a girl is a guy who is slighty nerdy and geeky, though they are also adorable and some what charming and cute. Being a dork doesn't mean your uncool, though just not popular.
2. The word dork(ette) to a guy is a guy/girl who is clumsy and uncordinated. Also who might be slightly nerdy, though not entirely or they might be a loser.
3. In general a dork(ette) is one who isn't afraid of what people think about them.
2. The word dork(ette) to a guy is a guy/girl who is clumsy and uncordinated. Also who might be slightly nerdy, though not entirely or they might be a loser.
3. In general a dork(ette) is one who isn't afraid of what people think about them.
1. Ginger: Hey Laura, look it's that new kid David.
Laura: He's not hot, though he is kinda cute and nice.
Ginger: I talked to him in Math Class, he's kind of a dork.
2. David: Josh, what do you think about Kirsten?
Josh: She's a 5, I heard she sucked at soccer tryouts.
David: She's really smart, and I think she's cute even
if she's a dorkette.
3. Brandy: I can't believe Andy mooned Ms. Jones and the whole student body in the school pakinglot.
Sabrina: Well he is a dork, of course he doesn't care what he does.
Laura: He's not hot, though he is kinda cute and nice.
Ginger: I talked to him in Math Class, he's kind of a dork.
2. David: Josh, what do you think about Kirsten?
Josh: She's a 5, I heard she sucked at soccer tryouts.
David: She's really smart, and I think she's cute even
if she's a dorkette.
3. Brandy: I can't believe Andy mooned Ms. Jones and the whole student body in the school pakinglot.
Sabrina: Well he is a dork, of course he doesn't care what he does.
by Kenge January 1, 2009
Get the Dorkmug.