Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

doritos

A delicious snack that constitutes the bulk of the diet of lazy people and college students. Goes great with beer. However, owners of Doritos hate to have their own Doritos taken.

Keep your hands off my momma, and my Doritos.

by SSaxdude February 10, 2010

doritos and mountain dew

The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros

Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8

by CAlonghair May 2, 2016

Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010

Purple Doritos

The most amazing fucking Dorito that doesn't give you "skank ass breath." It's also the best tastin of all the Doritos

I was so hungry and broke so i subsituted a meal for a bag of purple doritos!

by Ricky Fuckenstein September 26, 2010

Doritos

The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!

LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111

by LoRes October 22, 2008

Doritos

a famous bag of chips . it comes in different flavors such as nacho cheese ,ranch , blue cheese and etc.

a type of tortilla that taste pretty good

i like doritos

by bria_lee August 11, 2010