doomed

To condemn to ruination or death. when you are destined to an unhappy end.

To be condemned.

We are doomed im telling you!!!

by Fernando O. May 19, 2006

Doomer

A Doomer is someone who has taken "the final redpill" and has given into a schizoid lifestyle of isolation, pessimism, and total apathy. Doomer's wallow in self hatred and are usually depressed. Doomers are almost always exclusively men.

"He became a doomer after his girlfriend left him."

by Le Cringe February 21, 2019

Dookeyshooter

A girl with a BIG ole ass

Damnnnnnnn, look at that dookeyshooter.
Man that bitch got a dookeyshooter.
Holy shit that hoe got the biggest dookeyshooter I ever seen.

by Flyasaballoonhighasakite September 15, 2010

do the dooley

Refers to the act of having sex on top of a kitchen counter. Origins unknown.

Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Guy: Let's do the dooley.

by Sweet Cheese Danish July 7, 2010

Dookey

A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action

That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!

by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017

Dooleyology

the study of modern track coach, gym teacher, and philosopher J. Dooley

yo lets study dooleyology after p.a.;
"rome wasnt built in a day"
"give a man a fish, he eats for a day. teach a man to fish, he eats for life."

by witrack April 18, 2008

Pull a dooley

The act of promising to attend something with your friends, and then the day before the event come up with some sort of implausable excuse to get out of it.

Person 1: "Wheres John today, he said he'd come along with us...?"

Person 2: "He's going to see his uncle today.... looks like he decided to pull a dooley on us."

by Alt. June 8, 2009