wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!

I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

doodie pootie

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

by crickety April 6, 2010

heavy doobies

A quote from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii", the greatest movie ever created.

You see a man skateboarding down a hill on his hands. You proclaim, "Maan, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies... woooh."D

by heavydoobies69 April 24, 2014

Happy Doodles

A term first coined by a mathematics teacher in Hwa Chong Institution which soon became a meme among students. General definition is "understand?". Often used responded with sad rice.

1+2 is 3. Happy doodles?
Happy doodles? Sad rice!

by Potsto March 10, 2021

Toaster Doobies

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.

Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.

by Brunnerman February 14, 2009

bumpin doodles

bumpin doodles is the act where two males approach each other with massive erections. the two penises must be aligned head to head. with a strong look of determination one of the males will commence to jack off both parties using his excess foreskin.

"hey hayes, do you wanna go doodle bump tonight?"
-hayes " sure man, its like whatever over here, mind givin hernandez a call? he's got soft skin." "he loves bumpin doodles."

by thedoodlebumper November 9, 2006

doodie

The brown stuff that comes out your ass

I doodie all the time.

by Rocky May 3, 2004