homestead high school

A sad place that wanted itself on Urban Dictionary.

You are as sad as a homestead high school student, take off that fedora

by lordcheez October 11, 2017

Homesteader

A person who moves into a neighborhood at least seven years before the neighborhood becomes gentrified.

The Homesteader is very proud be a Homesteader.

The Homesteader enjoys regaling new residents with tales about all the homicides that took place where the Target now stands and the Starbucks that was previously a meth lab.

The Homesteader, if a homeowner, makes bank on selling. The Homesteader, if a renter, gets priced out within a year of the new fusion restaurant opening. Regardless, Homesteaders always find a new frontier to stake their claim.

Homesteader at one of the new brew pubs down the street, "When I moved here ten years ago no one had a smart phone. You had to agree to meet somewhere and show up. The only place you could get a beer was at a small dive bar. Cabs were too scared to come here. There were no bike lanes."

by Emmy Kay October 28, 2017

homestead act

An act passed by the American government to encourage migration westward. It was kind of a scam because the Great Plains were not very good for farming so the farmers resorted to dry farming. Although they dry farmed by day, they wet farmed at night, needing many children to help work on the fields.

C'mon, babe, let's Homestead Act the entire night away.

by superusa123 January 31, 2014

Homestead

1) A group of tight-knit queer meme-loving aesthetic-crazed friends who tell lots of puns and are basically a cult. All closely maintain tumblrs full of cats memes and aesthetics. There's one straight girl in the group who dates fruit-boys or something. You probably won't understand a word they say to each other and you'd think you're on acid if you tried reading their group convos.

2) An adjective of praise given by a member of aforementioned cult.

"Aesthetics bro wow homestead good vibes *sudden deep conversation about the human condition* dude if you were a fruit you'd be a fine–apple swag frickin 2k15 bruh"

"Now this here is some nice homestead"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

DOMEHEAD

diabolical dictator from the rapping horses home planet.

I heard DomeHead makes his grandma drink piss...thats foul.

by Bluntz May 14, 2003

homesteading

The act of inviting another unexpecting human into your fart plume with great joy and excitement.

That moment when Joe realizes that you are homesteading him and his eyes water and not out of joy.

by Tiefinder November 29, 2015

Homestead

One of your best friends, so close that whenever you need a place to stay you can sleep on this person's couch and/ or bed.

"Yo dog! You my homestead!"

"Really? Aww, you my homestead too! I love you, man."

"I love you too, man."

Passersby: "faggots."

by Datsunsrock September 11, 2010