Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011
Get the dodge scare-a-van mug.A mid-sized family car made by Dodge from 1995 to 2006. The car was redesigned in 2001. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Cirrus and Plymouth Breeze (which began in 1996) in its first generation. The three were known as The Cloud Cars. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Sebring in its second generation. In other words, it was the same as these cars but with a Dodge logo. Nothing fancy, but a generally reliable car that may have some problems with struts. A common defect on the first generation model was that the hood would start to rust prematurely. The second generation had some issues with the 2.7L. Any Stratus engine has an unusually high-pitched recognizeable sound while running. Overall, an underrated car that gets you where you need to be and should last awhile, despite some quirks.
Why is that Plymouth Breeze so rusty at the end of the hood? -Ahem. Dodge Stratus. Nobody knows. They just do that. -Would you like to buy this Chrysler Sebring sedan from us today? -That's a Dodge Stratus! -Same thing! Shhh, if you make me look like a fool, I won't give you a good deal!
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When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.
I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.
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Get the Doodie sploosh mug.After you take a big dirty cunt dump from a evening of eating burritoes, pizza and pussy you look at your poop and you figure out what snacks are inside. Such as: Doritos, Gummy Bears, Cum, Finger Nails, Your dads chubby and maybe a tickled pickle.
Hey Bobby Sue, you fucking fag, I took a fucking shit. And then I took a picture of it so we can sit back, smoke some nugget and try to pick out the doodie snacks. Did you take pictures of your doodie snacks?
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