dodging on the run

This can be Defined as follows: Being chased and throwing off your pursuer by making quick sudden stops and changing directions rhythmically

This is how Dodging on the run can be defined: she was chasing him and all of a sudden he dodges to the left her by stopping short and changing directions, he went left as she ran a short distance in a straight line

by ronson1132 July 16, 2018

Dodging the train

Dodging the train is a sex act in where one person inserts a can of beer into ones butthole and someone else opens it and tries to drink all of it before the person pushes it out

Last night my wife and I tried dodging the train, she didn’t do very well at it.

by Thekinkmaster September 21, 2021

Virus Dodging

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging

Verb

An activity involving avoiding people and excluding those from your group or circle who bring bad vibes.

Instead of acting out of hate, Chet Hanks wisely suggests that all people: “Just stay suck-a-duckin and dummy-dodgin.”

Or “Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging.”

by SasquatchPrime April 14, 2021

Convo Dodging

Appearing offline/away on MSN/Facebook so that when someone that you want to avoid sends you a message trying to strike up a conversation, you can act like you're not there. Many people wait until that someone is offline as well before answering. That way, that person gets a response (so they can't say you ignored them) and you don't have to actually talk to them.

Ellen: It says Tom's away, but his iTunes PM is still changing. He's sooooo convo dodging me...

by DaObjurgator April 20, 2011

Dinger Dodging

When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.

Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.

by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013

people dodging

The art of dodging people in narrow hallways, on stairs, on a side walk etc..

Billy had 30 seconds to get to his physics class, but between him and room 205 was a hallway filled with hormone covered high school students. Billy knew just what to do.

* EPIC PEOPLE DODGING *

"HOLY SHIT, did you see Billy Turner just totally people dodge his way to rm 205? Talk about epic!"

by Jackerfack November 13, 2009