discordian

mfs that spend their entire life on discord and have never touched grass in their life

sheluvsdevin!: im opening google maps, snackrunner you should join my stream

snackrunner: naw this dude a discordian fr

by mannyily April 9, 2022

discordianism

a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser

alice: i clicked a link that took me to this page, so i clicked a link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert on the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating its quirks for over 5000 million hours, i am here to help
dan: interesting, and what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism?
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow

by smith.e January 30, 2023

discordian

One who has sexual intercourse with baked goods

Based on the way he fucks that pie , I would say he is a discordian.

by Phstnr December 3, 2015

Discordian Baptism

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"

by Foxnight February 22, 2015

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021

Discordian American Princess

When a Disney Princess creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she becomes a Discordian American Princess.

It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.

Miley Ray Cyrus showed her smile as a Disney Princess. But her spiritual advisor Reverend Loveshade and photographer Annie Leibovitz changed all that. As soon as she posed naked in a sheet, and posed with her father Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, she became a Discordian American Princess!

Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.

by Felicia Barton August 3, 2008

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021