Disstrophobia

When you want to be yourself but everyone in your surrounding environment makes you feel, the opposite of what is comfortable criteria.

I got disstrophobia. There is no where I can feel like I’m at home, the places I thought were seem as if it’s time for me to find my own.

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

disasterscape

A word describing -any- person, place, situation, etc that has the potential to become / is already beyond a state of disaster / emergency. May be used in all seriousness, for comedic intent, or as an insult.

Dude 1: we shouldn't have taken the highway, we'll never make it to the party in time!

Dude 2: man, this is turning into a total disasterscape!
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Girl: my hair looks terrible!

Dude: *rolls eyes* yea, it's a total disasterscape. Can we go now?

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Girl 1: do you see that ugly hoe over there?

Girl 2: omg, what a disasterscape!

by ExBestem September 12, 2009

Disastrophe

A combination of disaster and catastrophe taking place, usually in the workplace and sometimes involving doughnuts

Guy: I can't believe he ratted us out to the client for blowing off the meeting to go for doughnuts...

Girl: What a disastrophe!!

by AndyHay. March 10, 2010

disastrofucked

(adj.) \di-'zas-tro-'fuhkt\

1 : thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged, while having occurred suddenly, unexpectedly and to the point of irreparability : FUCKED-UP, FUBAR, BORKED

percy spilled redbull on his laptop, rendering it more or less disastrofucked.

by nosuch human November 30, 2010

disastover

The hangover that occurs after using alcohol as a coping technique for a devastating disaster such as the Boston Marathon Bombing or the Sandy Hook Elementary Shootings.

I am sick about what happened at the Boston Marathon yesterday. And to top it off, I have a major Disastover thanks to the 4 bottles of wine I drank while watching the CNN footage.

by lologeorge69 April 17, 2013

disastrabate

To masturbate to climax, using only footage of horrific natural disasters as pornography.

Bret: hey did you see the news last night? That tsunami killed like 300 people.

Chad: yeah man I TIVO'ed it so I can disastrabate when my wife leaves tonight.

by Moosedontcare November 5, 2015

Disastour

disastour /dĭ-zăs:’tʊər/ noun. 1. A trip with visits to various places of destruction, natural disaster, or catastrophe for pleasure, or instruction. 2. A group organized for such a trip or for a shorter sightseeing excursion.

We went on a disastour to Chernobyl and saw the city that has been abandoned since the nuclear explosion in 1986.

by Disastourist April 20, 2019