dirty mike

The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.

Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.

by romanator03 April 5, 2022

dirty mike

slang term for a sex act in which a man eats out a girl's anus but will not penetrate her with his penis

Some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a dick up there.

by ragztoriches August 20, 2009

dirty mike

a young teen who doesnt bathe for a long period of time and is likely to be nicknamed spick in reference of the oder and appearance

the 9 year old was a dirty mike

by vince black June 29, 2006

Dirty Mike and the Boys

A group of homeless men in New York City who break into a car and have an orgy, also known as a Soup Kitchen.

They leave a note: "Thanks for the F-Shack. -Dirty Mike and the Boyz". Generally leave used condoms in the seats.

Aw man! Dirty Mike and the Boys were in my car last night....my car's ruined!

by Dirty Mike359 January 15, 2011

Dirty Mike Keene

Walk into a building fuck every bitch raw and leave

Wow that's a Dirty Mike Keene

by Mikeybikey69 January 3, 2020

Dirty Mike Wilson

smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum

Im giving Larry a Dirty Mike Wilson while thinking about Shaquil Oneal

by john s November 12, 2004

Dirty mike and the boyz

When 4-8 homeless faggots get in the back of a Prius and analy rape each other.

Yo homie lets dirty mike and the boyz each other.

by 69punk May 16, 2016