dirt turkey

slang, any kind of middle eastern person, inc. indians (dot not feather)

Osama is a dirt turkey

by beaver trapper July 9, 2007

dirt twirler

a hippie person that doesn't shower. mostly these people follow events or bands that most or all people don't shower. Usually heavy oils or incense smell is common.

That damn dirt twirler smells like Nag Champa and is ruining my day. Cannot they stop dirt twirling and shower once and awhile?

by Chad Spradlin May 6, 2006

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

Dirt Trail

When you fuck someone in the ass.

If the river runs red (on the rag) take the dirt trail.

by Dangerous February 21, 2003

dirt track

anal passage, butt hole

Eddie finger blasted his dirt track.

by chetdawson February 13, 2004

dirt track racing

It means racing but on dirt

Dude let's go dirt track racing

by Dirty racer January 8, 2015

dirt tan

To be so dirty that it appears as though you have a tan. Also known as crust-tan.

His hands had a week long dirt tan.

by Oliver J Schultz April 20, 2004