Dorris

A female, most often a girlfriend or someone you find attractive.

Mike- "hey chow, what you doing tonight?"

Chow- "not much, just going to meet my dorris"

Mike- "cheeky"

by BigJohn007 March 15, 2013

Dorris

All Dorris' are females but not all females are Dorris'. A Dorris is a female figure in your life you view as a mother like figure, this may be a girlfriend or just a close friend. Your mother is an automatic Dorris.

Jasper- "Hey Ryan, how's your Dorris?"

Ryan- "Yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah."

by Rydawgs July 28, 2016

dorritos day

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans

this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Dorrito damage

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008

dorribetti

a woman whose the cross of a doherty and a maribetti. most likely a virgin and but will enventually find that anal sex is pleasureable.

hey man did you see that guy." "yeah he was a total dorribetti

by thepackersSuckmyballs October 20, 2010

Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

Dorris Eaton

an extremely queer school of faggots and girls who look like men, in walnut creak california, and is run by a queer man lover named jerry ludden

Dude... im so lealous of how big KENDYLS PENIS is

by queer March 17, 2005