Dickolio

1. When your dick or balls have polio is defined as Dickolio. They become completely worthless.

2. A term coined by Demetri Martin and John Benjamin.

3. A limp dick.

Man Whore, "Last night I saw this chicks slut bagel and I was immediately stricken with Dickolio."

Mark Hoppus, "I saw your boobs, and my wiener ran away."

by Nick2401 June 22, 2011

Dickflation

When dick is readily available and in excess, making females not appreciate dick and rendering it useless and/or devalued.

Yo, these females don't respect dudes anymore. These 4 be acting like 10's bruh, Dickflation got a bitch thinking she a baddie!

Hoes better recognize, dis dick ain't free! Dickflation got me fucked up!

by Suciopath April 23, 2021

dickolo

someone that is such a jerk that calling them a dick or a doucebag isn't an adequate description

Jeff: Hey! Stop picking on Tim for having a big nose.
Steve: Yeah. You're worse than a douche bag. You're a dickolo.

by bromine24 September 17, 2014

dickflash

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.

"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."

by Mattxj April 10, 2008

dinkola

the snake in your pants

guy: suck my dinkola
chick: okay...

by themaneatingcar January 6, 2009

Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

dickflap

A elongated foreskin that protrudes unusually past the tip of the penis.Also meaning of an sexist asshole that really pissed you off.

The guy was such a dickflap I can't believe he just said that!!

by Cici Rocks April 12, 2007