Dicknotized

Hypnotized by dick

Rachel stated in a dead end relationship with Rick because she was dicknotized and refuse to believe he is cheating on her

by Makeup Star October 11, 2017

dicknotized

The female form of pussy whipped. When a woman refuses to realize/acknowledge the faults of her lover simply because she is obsessed with the cock.

Why does she keep dating that dude? He cheats on her and he's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, he must have her dicknotized.

by M i k e January 12, 2008

Dicknosis

When the power of getting poled (sometimes along with sweet nothings in your ear) temporarily hypnotizes a girl, making her do some dumb shit that she knows she'll regret later.

Girl 1: Did you hear that __________ got pregnant?
Girl 2: Whatttt? Wasn't she always saying that she'll never get it raw?
Girl 1: Yea, but she got hit with a bad case of dicknosis.

by ffj_ August 24, 2016

Dicknoid

A nerd who thinks he is smarter than the average dickhead, unaware he is just annoyingly arrogant.

So and So's date is a Dicknoid!

by Im Cherokee by Blood July 26, 2009

Dicknife

A penis (with a serrated tip) accompained by razor sharp needle balls.

Shut up or I will stab you with my DICKNIFE!

by itsCHACHAgirlll June 1, 2010

dicknose

someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious

(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"

by Supreme overlord of the world June 4, 2005

Dick Noise

The noise that is created when a dick is slapped against the lower belly. Often done in the presence of other males as a sign of dominance. Louder noises are made by thicker dicks. Females recognize a loud dick noise as a sign the male is an acceptable partner to breed with.

"Damn boy, that's some loud-ass dick noise... you win, you can have her."

by 25Louis25 October 16, 2008