Dickberries

When someone acts like an asshole at work.

Sizzling 6 is being an asshole today, he's got a bad case of the dickberries.

by GotchaB February 25, 2018

Dickberry

Young, immature, yet; somehow; should know better than to commit huge acts of dipshittery, worthy of a Darwin award, upon unsuspecting humans and animals alike.

- Look at that clown in his Land Rover, drives and looks like a complete dickberry.
- What kind of dickberry hunts a wild animal for sport? A huge fucking dickberry, that's who.
- Done it again, haven't you Ethan? Fuckin' dickberry.

by AvocadoLuva69 April 12, 2016

Dickleberries

A term used to describe two round objects held in a sack underneath the human males shlong.

Justin was caught cheating by his wife, so she dragged him out of bed by the dickleberries.

by Schneebs17 August 18, 2018

DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.

Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?

by pwnissa June 21, 2009

dickrider

N. The polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were Jesus of Nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.

Guy 1: Dude Lil Wayne is really overrated. he's not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and sex.

Guy 2: OMG STOP HATING MAN! WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! WEEZY F BABY!!!!

Guy 1: Ill stop hating when you stop being a dickrider.

by young enigma December 11, 2009

dickleberry

A stupid or wimpy person. Often used with "sissy" as a prefix; ie "sissy dickleberry."

Joe's being a sissy dickleberry about going out with us tonight

by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012