Dickmeat

Dickmeat
1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.

The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dickmeat in it?

by Promospaien November 29, 2007

Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008

Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

by Falling Down January 14, 2016

dickbent

to be angry or annoyed

in reference to one's penis being abused

"i said ill do it later"
"alright, fine... dont get all dickbent"

by xsonicassassinx July 8, 2006

Dickbeam

1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.

2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom

3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch

1. That guy over there acts like a total dickbeam

3. Watch out! He almost got dickbeamed!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014

dickfeather

A dickfeather is a person that either is or is called gay. The person who is called gay is always a male and usually excessively camp. The female version of a dickfeather is called a fannyknuckle.

Man 1: I like the company of men
Man 2: You're a fucking dickfeather I swear

by .AJ. January 7, 2017

Dickeating

Dickeating is when you mind someone else business.

You forreal dickeating yo.

by You geeking dickhead November 3, 2020