Diablo 2

Game that is highly addictive, but you don't have to spend hours on it. People also actually buy items for this game on E-bay.....
Diablo 2 Player: Hey I found a rare elite unique.
Non-D2 Player: What? I found $10.
Diablo 2 Player: *Goes and sells unique on E-bay for $30.*
by JohnR June 21, 2006
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A game, in which you have a choice of 6 characters, of different skills and possibilties! Great game, very time consuming. IS the MOST addictive game out there, it is a MMRPOG.
-Advice: Do Not BUY it, or give as a present.
-Reason: Ruin your life and who ever posses's it!
diablo 2 is like the game runescape. equally addictive.
by terturus May 11, 2007
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An Extremely Addictive game that should be burnt, where the Sorceress class can kill anyone via spamming spells such as "Chain Lightning" "Blizzard" or "Ice Orb". A good Diablo2 player would only make any other class to help the SCORCERSS!

A good gamer would burn his or her copy of Diablo2… I know how you feel…
"I just spent 3 hours doing baal runs to level up and i got killed and lost all my exp!!!!"

"Dude you play Diablo2??? Get the hell away from me!"
by Bloodaxe555 July 04, 2005
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A Game that nerds play in mass groups and having no sleep or food thus losing weight and life. But it's worth it for a diablo 2 player: if they find a ub3r rare item that has 60798477588477% more damage Vrs rocks
Normal Kid: Hey i just found $20
Diablo 2 Player: Well i just found a rare sword
Normal Kid: What?
Diablo 2 Player: Lol pwnt n00b diablo 2 pwns j00 lololololololololol
by Fuckhabbo March 08, 2006
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A game that has more addicting qualities than crack cocaine.
someone: Whats up man?
you: I'm on the patch.
someone: To quit smoking?
you: No. I play Diablo 2.
someone: Oh, so you're quitting?
you: Fuck no biatch, I'm on 1.09 patch, waiting for blizzard to get their shit in gear and release the much needed 1.10
by Tam Datson March 08, 2003
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The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.

The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.
"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."
by youisafurryz October 05, 2006
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A game that my ex-boyfriend left me for. Honestly girls, if your boyfriend starts to play this game, throw his computer out the window and don't allow him to buy a new one. It's actually more addicting than heroin. It will ruin a person's life and make them lose their friends and sleep. Don't offer to rush him and don't let him buy you a copy of it so that you can play it with him.
My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex anymore, instead he plays D2 all day.
by sliverofpeace May 01, 2005
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