Dorito-Bandito

One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am

Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandito

by grootey July 10, 2009

Flamas Doritos

Only true gangsters eat these hot Doritos. Their Cheeto equivalent is Flaming Hot.

Will, "Should I get those Flamas Doritos?"

Friend, "Hell no. Only Jaquavious can eat those."

by WKUMAN November 3, 2019

double dorito pretzel town

A party mix containing Nacho Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, pretzels and popcorn. Made by Rhett McLaughlin of GMM

I’m taking a trip to Double Dorito Pretzel Town

by Razornacho February 3, 2018

O wel Dorito!

(O- wel - Dorito!) it's a word where you could say as a catchphrase like being in death or almost dying you just say O wel dorito! you could also say that word as an insult or you could put other words that rhymes with dorito.

Oh mahn i got shot, i'm going to Die! O wel dorito!

by Dm4571 October 5, 2020

Dank ass Doritos

Dank ass Doritos. Used to describe how great or good your Doritos are.

person 1 : Hay, Yo, M8 let me get some of those Dank ass Doritos

person 2 : Na fam these my Dank ass Doritos. Get your own.

by FLASHTHESTROBE October 30, 2015

DORITO INHALER

When you crush Doritos into a fine powder, then snort them and get the weirdest high that might include Jesus Shrek and a Mtn. Dew waterfall.

Imma poor teenager and cant afford real drugs, so Imma DORITO INHALER !!!!!!

by RESPECTABLE KOREAN October 25, 2017

Tapatio Doritos

The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.

Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!

by odo55 April 5, 2013