Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

by TheDonald June 12, 2009

signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

freebirds delivery

The delivery service that brings infamous Isla Vista Freebirds food to the drunk and high students of UCSB. They have a $20 minimum which drives everybody insane and they ride their bikes around like it's the Indy 500. (They deliver via bicycle.)

Kazzzoooooommmm!

"Who was that riding at 100 MPH and smelling of delicious nachos?"-Some Dude

"Probably the Freebirds Delivery guys"-Some Dude's friend.

by ucsbmatt January 5, 2009

derivery

When you order a meal from a restaurant, especially an oriental restaurant, and it is brought to your house or place of residence.

Do youse wanna get derivery?
Do you want pick-up or derivery?
You order a derivery?

by Licka August 17, 2006

ninja pizza delivery

Noun: When one orders a pizza for delivery and is told that it will take 35-40 minutes, however, the pizza delivery person shows up 15 minutes later. This quick delivery usually catches customers by surprise.

Man, I ordered some pizza last night and they told me it was going to be a while. So I decided to have myself some me-time before it got there. I was just getting started when the doorbell rang. Fucking pizza was guy was there in like 12 minutes. That was a serious ninja pizza delivery!

by grisslebone September 13, 2011

Pizza Tower: Special Delivery +

One of the best Pizza Tower mods there is to offer. Like, really, it is way better than Cheesed Up or Together.

Guy 1: Yo man have you heard of Pizza Tower: Special Delivery +?
Guy 2: Not really, but I've heard it is a pretty neat mod.
Guy 1: Yes it is!

by loypoll September 22, 2023