Crime Deturent

The function of a cell phone when somebody tries to steal your wallet and you chuck the cell phone at their head.

Man 1: ...and it has crime deturent...
Man 2: Crime what?
Man 1: Try and take my waller.
<Man 2 tries to take Man 1's wallet, then Man 1 chunks a cell phone at Man 2's head.>

by Chanceler August 16, 2006

Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

brain detergent

Any low quality liquor that can be consumed in large amounts to achieve the maximum level of shittiness.

"hey, let's pick up some brain detergent on the way home, that was an ice cold breakup"
"Alright champ, I'll score some Popov"

by LieBot March 30, 2009

Texas Detergent

When you run out of detergent and use your semen as a substitute. Could leave white spots...

A: Did you use all the tide detergent?

B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.

by Lil Henry March 14, 2011

Laundry Detergent

Used to clean your clothes
Some people are addicted to sniffing it for some reason
How to use:
1. Put clothes in washing machine
2. Add laundry detergent
3. Turn on washing machine

Don’t drink laundry detergent
You will literally fucking die

by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023

Laundry Detergent Skull

Grunge band from the early 1990s (1992-1994) with Goth and New wave influences. Lead singer Daniel Scolio (Daniel Skull), Guitarist Timothy Drake, Bassist Beth Womack, and Drummer Ed Rummage. Released one album, which is self detergent.

“Have you ever heard of Laundry Detergent Skull?”
“Who is that.”

by DanielSkullFan June 5, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025