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The point where you are so fed up with your high-speed computer being stupidly slow because of all the viruses you've picked up, half of them being virus-stoppers themselves, that your anger bursts and you ultimately DESTROY your computer's monitor, and kick the computer section underneath to death.

Friend: "What's wrong?"

Friend at computer: "My computer's being TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "Why don't you walk away?"

Friend at computer: "BECAUSE IT'S TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "???"

Friend at computer: "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! ARGH!!!"

Friend: "Dude, calm down."

Friend at computer: (looking insane)"Must... destroy... AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"
*throw heavy magnet at monitor in frustration, then kicks that crap out of the computer box*

by Jillybean-Jellybean January 17, 2009

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To demolish something like a person means to destroy it completely.

No. I have to destroy him, or he'll destroy you.

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destroyed

Term used to describe a state of mind/body.

After one hit of ecstacy ole josh was destroyed.

I knew the xtc had him destroyed cause he balled up in the floor for 3 hours.

by Eckstahsee December 19, 2003

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End the existence of something.. or someone by damaging or attacking it.

" last night I DESTROYED that pussy!"

by fckbitcheszgetmoney June 02, 2017

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A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.

{Random text messaging conversation:}

Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude.

Person B: Yea...

Person A: You better hope they don't summon you!

Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo.

Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy.

Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury.

Person A: Lol, I guess.

by ima90sbb February 18, 2009

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