That deserved a slap.

When you say something really stupid, or you are excepted to know something but you don't, a friend may exclaim that you deserve a slap for you ignorance. The phrase is usually followed by a harsh, quick, blow to the cheek. Sissy crying may follow along with a "WTF? Why'd you do that, man?"

Manda: Have you heard that new System of a Down song?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?

by sflagurl25 May 24, 2005

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Deserted Island

A deserted island occurs when there is alot of toilet paper in the toilet before you poo (either laid there by you or from the previous user). This enables your poo to stay above the water line causing the entire room to smell much worse than it normally would.

"I went into the washroom to shit and some asshole left a deserted island in the toilet. The smell was awful!"

"The next person that comes in here is going to freak when they see this deserted island I left for them."

by JorgD March 2, 2010

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Desserae

Not too many people know Desserae but once u get to know her she will b ur best friend. She is super kind, chill, and funny. She always thinks about you and cares for u. Some people want her to get deported but that’s only because they don’t know Desserae too well.

Person 1: Hey. Do u know who Desserae?
Person 2: Not really... but I heard she’s super chill

by Desserae April 23, 2018

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