The most populous city in the State of Iowa. Also probably the most gayest city in the country since people from Des Moines tend to think their city is as big as Chicago or New York even though the population of Des Moines is only at 197,000. People from Des Moines also tend to think that their city as alot of gang rivalies and violence and ghetto hoods just like Los Angeles or Chicago, however in fact the shady or these "ghetto" areas of Des Moines mostly resemble suburbs of large metro areas like New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. In fact Des Moines murder rate is only at 1 per year. A city that is also so small that it takes only 10 minutes to drive through the entire city. Des Moines is not really known worldly or throughout the country for much of anything. Probably the most boring city you'd ever visit with "skycrapers" that (the tallest) is only 400ft tall. Des Moines is a place you go to only if you have to and still you don't want to go there.
guy1:"Dang, I gots go to Des Moines fo tha wekend"
guy2:"Wat be Des Moines?"
guy1:"a borin azz city n Iowa"
guy2:"all citys n Iowa r borin"
guy:1"word"
guy2:"Wat be Des Moines?"
guy1:"a borin azz city n Iowa"
guy2:"all citys n Iowa r borin"
guy:1"word"
by chicity87 October 7, 2012
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Des Moines, Washington, (not to be confused with the other Des Moines,) is a scenic suburb of Seattle. Aside from it's beauty, it's really more like a bubble. Everyone knows everyone and everyone's mom, which STD everyone got, and everyone that got an MIP or a DUI that weekend. In the 2 mile span of "downtown" Des Moines, there are about thirteen bars, (think about it, yes there are), one Taco Time, one QFC and one Marina. Overall, it's a pretty nice place to live, with limited crime, besides the prostitutes on Pac Highway and all of the super badass high school drug dealers. Des Moines is the classier cousin of Burien, the slutty Aunt of Normandy Park, and the boring sister of Federal Way.
A: Hey, Jimmy, did you go to Mount Rainier High School?
B: Duh, I've lived in Des Moines, WA my whole life. My mom, uncles, and all of my friends went there too!
2A: Damn, look at those Mount Rainier High School kids getting arrested in the Jack in the Box parking lot.
2B: That's Des Moines, WA for you. Hey I really want some onion rings, let's walk over there.
B: Duh, I've lived in Des Moines, WA my whole life. My mom, uncles, and all of my friends went there too!
2A: Damn, look at those Mount Rainier High School kids getting arrested in the Jack in the Box parking lot.
2B: That's Des Moines, WA for you. Hey I really want some onion rings, let's walk over there.
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