Deprecation

an extended period of misery and unproductiveness, especially one spent away from home or in travelling.

John Gould went on a deprecation so that when he returned to work he was more motivated and productive than ever before.

by Deferent thinking August 7, 2022

Depreciation-mobile

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.

2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"

by Farter2024 July 24, 2024

Dipremation

dipremation (noun) — a deep emotional state resembling depression, marked by internal conflict, fatigue, and reflection; a personal descent into emotional heaviness.

In the quiet hours between exhaustion and peace, I sink into dipremation — not quite depression, but a tender heaviness that hums beneath the surface of everything.

by Cali_guy October 12, 2025

Lateral Deprecation

When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.

Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”

Fred: “I got an 87.” :(

Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”

by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty April 17, 2024