decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017

'decking' it

'decking it has two meanings:
to simply deck it is to fall over randomly, often faceplanting
however 'decking' it is falling over 'with' someone of the oposit sex , i.e on stairs,the floor, against a wall

''i decked it yesterday, fricken hurt man''

''it was fun 'decking' it with you''

by NirvanaAreFrickenAmazing November 26, 2011

decking rad

Super cool. Omega rad.

I got a tattoo and it is decking rad.

by Tingle Likes Rupees January 9, 2017

Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021

Decking That Hole

Pegging. Like really just going at it, pounding an anus.

"Hey what did you and Jessica get up to last night?"
"Oh dude I was just decking that hole all night. I lasted thirty whole seconds"

by Kelloeuf October 18, 2023

Deep Sea Decking

Taking a shit in the lobster tank at Red Lobster.

"The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."

by king o the sea April 20, 2010

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003