A question asked by a friend or passerby when someone gets accidently hit between the legs with a skateboard.
Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls
Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls
When that skater got hit I asked:
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.
I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.
I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)
by - sk8er April 15, 2009
Also known as the "check cashin' cawd," this is the only form of payment available to persons who have destroyed their credit history by purchasing far too much alcohol and/or car stereo equipment on their first (and only) credit card. You can spot such persons by either a prominent mullet or lazy eyes caused by excessive crack abuse. The largest concentrations are found on the Eastern Seaboard and reside in Newark, Philadelphia, Jacksonville, and especially Atlanta. All of these persons are in need of rental vehicles as all of theirs are either on blocks or have been repossessed by the state.
by Angry Man October 20, 2003
the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly
spending money just because you have it.
spending money just because you have it.
Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"
Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"
Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"
by crazyrach08 April 23, 2010
The suspenseful game of trying to buy things with a debit card that has little money left in the account. You win if you have enough money to buy the item; you lose if you find you have "insufficent funds" and cannot buy the item.
John lost his first game of debit-card roulette when he tried to buy ten dollars worth of McDonalds with $4.25 left in his account.
by Lutesy123 June 11, 2012
the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.
by Mechanic_wiz October 07, 2015
This is a person who goes to the store and once they pay for their items, the cashier must always tell them to flip their debit card over as they ALWAYS have it facing the wrong way.
That guy ALWAYS has his debit card facing to the left. What a retard eh? I mean, he comes in twice a week and ALWAYS forgets. He must be a debit card retard.
by NakedDebit August 18, 2010
When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.
by SHOORTJAKEGRAYS February 25, 2016