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Death grip to deft tones

Jerking off or to a deaf girls moans

Idk my buddy was talking about goth girls and someone else mentioned emo bands. Said death grips and defttones. Goth and emo bands
Hey Brian did you go out with Lenddy last night?
Yea, not to brag but she let me death grip to deft tones
by Mainlookalike22 May 15, 2024
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Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.
e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.
by Roland_07 August 26, 2007
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Colonic death grip

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022
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cub run death grip

When you grasp a penis so hard, it turns bright purple.
The nurse KTB, was inserting a foley and squeezed so hard that she gave Jimmy the Cub Run Death Grip and hurt him badly. He said "ouch".
by Marsha Marsha Marsha ❤️ August 9, 2017
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Titty Nip Death Grip

The name of the ultimate purple nurple. Symptoms of a Titty Nip Death Grip includes: Bleeding, bruising, lactation, burning, itching, stinging, vomiting, and watering eyes.
Steve: Hey man, did you see Dave yesterday?
Joe: Yeah, It looks like he got a good Titty Nip Death Grip.
Steve: Ha, he was crying for hours!
by Drfuzzybawlz December 27, 2010
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Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.
Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!
by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010
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australian death grip

A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.
I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."
by the iceman February 18, 2003
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