When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park
I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!
by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004
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1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."
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2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
by FunThrax October 28, 2009
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The Peewee Defense is the defense employed during an argument by somebody who is bad at debate (or is trying to argue a really stupid point), generally when all other forms of defense have been exhausted or they otherwise run out of options. It consists of one individual attempting to turn the debate against the opponent by accusing them of the exact same statements being used by the opponent.
"Only an idiot would rely on the Pee-Wee Defense to win an argument."
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
by Kipu October 23, 2013
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In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.
In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.
CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?
AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.
AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.
by FreedomRider December 16, 2011
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