deadend friend

A friend that over the years you have become attached to for unknown reasons. It is usually someone you have invested a lot of time and money in, all in good fun, for a while. They always let you down but you can't seem to stop hanging with them or helping them. They are typically low lifers who take what they can get from anyone and leave everyone thinking they're a good friend, until they're gone.

"i thought debbie was gonna be there for me, turns out she's just my deadend friend."
"why bother go pick debbie up for the party? she's just a deadend friend."

by Jenn Cansler September 26, 2008

limp defender

The state of a man's penis that is in-between the hard and soft state. During this time the penis is hard enough to defend the scrotum sac, but limp enough to dangle around. The male's hormones are just slightly aroused, causing only a minor increase in size. The reason for such a occurance is because the male probably did not finish his sexual thoughts or something of the sort. For example, he was interrupted half way through looking at an attractive female, or maybe he saw a woman that actually turned out to be a man, which forced him to stop having perverse thoughts.

Bob: "Im currently thinking about the hottest girl at school"

Bob's boss: "Hey kid get your head out of your ass. We have work to do"

Bob: "Well, my boss interrupted me halfway through getting a full erection, so I have a limp defender"

by Big O 392 April 8, 2009

Deadededioseded

It means when you're a yoyo and your life keeps turning on you and you can never do anything about it. You live life scared, reversed, not how you would like it. I never told anyone this meaning until now... crazy how new words are created everyday. It's pronounced like, "Ded-ed-ed"

I feel so deadededioseded today.

by TomasAbarca December 23, 2020

Devender

A very kind but grumpy person, Will stick to their words.

Devender He's a great person.

by Justakawaiigirl July 4, 2021

Defender

The Land Rover Defender is most KICK ASS 4x4 ever created by man. My stock Land Rover D90 is the biggest ass piece of gas guzzelin', jeep humpin', road rulin', extention of manhood you have ever seen. All other 4x4s are booty.

My Defender rocks. I wish I had two of them.

by Effe April 15, 2005

707 defender of justice

Best boy who hacks into everything in the name of justice

He'll protect you from any other hacker
He is secretly sad

MC: 707 defender of justice please help me
707: *suddenly appears in front of MC*
MC: i love you
707: I'm dangerous

MC: i love you anyways

~Good Ending~

by Some fellow Toast February 1, 2021

idf defender

someone in counterstrike decided to rename the galil and call it this. what a mistake and humiliation they have caused themselves

A:dude i don't have enough money for an idf defender.
B:Nigga what!?

by Shitastic December 26, 2004