Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023

Dave's Hot Chicken

A chicken joint that serves addictive Nashville-style hot chicken. Don't eat it unless you want to keep coming back for more because you will never eat another chicken sandwich again in your life

Bro, lets hit up Dave's Hot Chicken after work at Junk Teens today

by Junk Teens March 22, 2023

Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.

A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023

david's tree

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.

bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr

by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010

Dave's Hot and Juicy

A new burger at Wendy's that is often confused with something with a more vulgar meaning.

I could go for Dave's Hot and Juicy right about now.
Often followed by "Here's the Beef!"

by Ashin Kusher93 October 8, 2011

David's Dick

A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck

Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms

Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies

Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?

Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding

by AlexCollier1 January 2, 2017

Dave's Mom

The Term "Dave's Mom" is used typically in a joke like Muscle Man's in Regular Show

Chris: You know who else has red hair and snores like a motorcycle
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!

I love Dave's Mom

by MangoDefines May 3, 2022