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To "Davey", or to be a "Davey", is to trauma dump out of nowhere, and to do so often.
"The date was fine, but he wouldn't stop talking about his ex girlfriend."
"Sounds like a total Davey. Run!"
Davey by AHGAMRTHAMETdfg June 19, 2024

Davey Shake

verb: when part of ones hand is inserted into a sexual orifice of his/her significant other, then is used to shake the hand of a direct relative of the significant other before a proper cleansing of the hand occurs
person 1.
dude, so while i was visiting my girl, i fingered her in the basement while the rest of the family was upstairs. later when i met her brother, i totally gave him a Davey Shake. that poor guy second handedly touched his sisters vagina.

person 2.
u do realize ur goin to hell for that right?

person 1. oh yea.
Davey Shake by robot189 March 20, 2010

Davey Bagwell 

Plow a female while holding a stance mirroring MLB legend Jeff Bagwell.
Went to the Hamptons this weekend and gave my girl the Davey Bagwell from sunrise to sunset
Davey Bagwell by PapaBear3324 December 13, 2019
Yeah but he ain't a Davey B
Davey B by RLWhitmore July 22, 2010

davey havok

The lead singer of the band AFI.
Davey Havok was one of the fouding members of AFI back in 1991.
davey havok by Jane Downes June 27, 2006

Davey Havok

1. Frontman of AFI.
2. Most gorgeous creature alive.
3. Worthy of a god-like status.
4. Very nice man.
5. Clumsy man.
6. Greatest lyrcist alive.
Davey Havok Is The Most Amazing Man Alive!
Davey Havok by Cami! July 13, 2006