Dave’s Teacan 

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

Dave’s Teacan by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

Dave’s Icecream 

To go and makeout. Used to get away friends so you can be alone to makeout

“Hey, I’m leaving with Rach to get Dave’s Icecream.”

Dave’s Icecream by Tj boi dillic July 25, 2018

Dave’s Creamery 

A spot where girls go to get creamed.. especially girls with a name like Rachel

Yo, I gotta go meet Rachel at Dave’s Creamery I’ll met up with y’all later.

Dave’s Creamery by Johnathan Equis January 30, 2019

Dave's Double 

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

Dave's Double by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

Dave's Law 

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.

"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"

Dave's Law by A regular Dave March 15, 2022

Dave's head 

Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size

Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!

Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.

Dave's head by unknown.88 April 14, 2022

Dave's-javu 

Dave's-javu is an incident that you feel has occurred before from a person named of Dave, David or Davard.

Oh gosh i am having Dave's-javu

Dave's-javu by BIGDOGBRUCEBEVAL June 8, 2023